Excerpts from my book (in progress)
Definition of Bad in Bed.
- Doesn’t know how to please someone else and makes no effort to find out.
- Has no techniques for pleasing a partner; or just doesn’t care to use them.*
- The “cold fish”: Just lies there, with no signs of enjoyment. No moaning, tensing up, contorting, arching the back, or feedback of any kind.* This unenthusiastic behavior is indistinguishable from saying no with silence.
- Unaffectionate.
- Thinks criticism has any place in foreplay. {You’re reading “Definition of bad in bed” by J. E. Brown.}
- Ruins the mood by issuing corrections or giving orders.
- Gets angry because you’re not in the mood.
- Believes there will be any sex within 24 hours after a fight. Doesn’t even understand the connection. Says you’re “pouting”, “sulking”, “withholding [sex]”, “vengeful”, “manipulative”, “giving the silent treatment”, etc.
- When trying to please you, stops every 15 seconds and whines “WELL?!?”
- Goes home immediately when finished. {Read this comp1ete article at http://jebrown.us/Relationshop/Definitions/bad_in_bed.html .}
- Becomes sarcastic or verbally abusive immediately when finished.
* Virgins get a pass on this item, obviously.
— J. E. Brown
Instant Dealbreakers.
- Has the nerve to call YOU bad in bed.
In fact, there’s only one thing worse than someone who calls you bad in bed, and that’s an unfaithful non-monogamous cheater who calls you bad in bed, as if that could make YOU worse than him or her. Cheaters lose all competitions. … Except maybe with abusers. Cheaters and abusers always want you to believe that your quirks are worse than theirs.
- Gossips: Tells his or her FRIENDS you’re bad in bed.
- Accuses you of faking it. Calling someone a liar is a serious matter.
— J. E. Brown
2nd edition 16 Mar 2015
1st edition 17 Sep 2014
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